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Sat, 11 Jun 2005 10:30:47 GMT

I graduate in 6 hours. I can't sleep. Now, suffer this quiz:

(1) Your gender: male
(2) Straight/gay/bi?: straight
(3) Single?: yep
(4) Want to be?: it has it's ups and downs
(5) Your birthday: 19830705
(6) Age you wish you were: 17 (it was a very good year)
(7) Your height: 0.00113636364 miles (6 feet)
(9) The color of your eyes: blue? I can't see my eyes. "LOLZ"
(10) The color of your hair: brown!
(11) Piercings?: hell no
(12) Tattoos?: heck no, ok hell no.

DO YOU...
(13) Smoke?: no, in fact I hold my breath around those who do
(14) Do drugs?: clean as a whistle, that doesn't do drugs.
(15) Read the newspaper?: sfgate.com, mostly the section on baseball... heh
(16) Pray?: sure, but to whom?
(17) Talk to strangers who IM you?: Strangers can't see me because I am 1337.
(18) Take walks in the rain?: no, but I do enjoy thunder and lightning from a dry spot
(19) Drive?: I drive a Plymouth Grand Voyager minivan, so I don't drive so much as Captain
(20) Like to drive fast?: 35.7632 meters per second

HAVE YOU EVER...
(21) Hurt yourself?: I do have strange injuries that may be th
(22) Been out of the country?: only slightly, only slightly (mexico)
(23) Been in love?: Perhaps, but then, everyone thinks so, right?
(24) Done drugs?: secondhand pot in small doses, despite attempts to avoid it
(25) Gone skinny dipping?: I'm skinny dipping as we speak! (you can't prove I'm not!)
(26) Had a surgery?: mole biopsy, wisdom teeth extraction, nothing major
(27) Ran away from home?: yes, but I was living alone and even then I didn't get far
(28) Played strip poker?: no, but ... I should now
(29) Gotten beaten up?: I didn't attract notice from bullies, I was like a ninja
(30) Been picked on?: yeah, sexual harrasment in 7th grade! crazy aussies
(31) Been on stage?: All the world's a stage, but I haven't been on the stages within the larger world-stage.
(32) Slept outdoors?: yeah, and did you know it's freakin cold out there?
(34) Pulled an all-nighter?: rarely, but they are fun! yay sunrise... generally they haven't been work-related
(35) If yes, what is your record? probably under 24 hours, because I nap or doze...
(36) Talked on the phone all night?: pff no!
(37) Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex?: is that possible? oh wait, yeah I've done it
(38) Slept all day?: yeah
(39) Killed someone?: oh come on, like I'd put it here. This whole quiz is probably set up by the FBI.
(40) Made out with a stranger?: sadly, no
(41) Had sex with a stranger?: no
(42) Kissed the same sex?: no
(43) Done anything sexual with the same sex?: No, can't say that I have.
(44) Been betrayed?: I can't remember, but I have kind of betrayed someone.
(45) Broken the law: I think I've jaywalked (you hear that, FBI?!)
(46) Met a famous person?: I saw Steven Hawking eating a falafel at UCSB!
(47) Been on radio/TV.?: I'm too dangerous
(48) Been in a mosh-pit?: too moshy and pitty.
(49) Had a nervous breakdown?: seemingly
(50) Been criticized about your sexual performance?: Nobody can complain because they are debilitated in a state of euphoria
(51) Had a dream that kept coming back?: there's alligators in the freakin space shuttle, watch out!!!
(52) Shoe brand?: New Balance. Old Balance just wasn't workin out for me.
(53) What are you normally wearing to school/work?: shorts, t shirt, sandals, A's hat
(55) Judge other people by their clothing?: Hot Chix, yes... and trucker hats mean you're on my list of people to take trucker hats away from.
(56) Wear make-up?: not yet
(57) Favorite place to shop?: TEH INTER-WEB! or Best Buy, or a bookstore
(58) Favorite article of clothing?: my grey jacket that I lost 5 years ago
(59) Are you trendy?: like a fox

BELIEFS
(60) Believe in life on other planets?: Umm, ever seen that documentary? Star Wars?
(61) Miracles?: Miracles are low-probability, high-desire outcomes that are memorable when they happen, forgetable when they don't.
(62) Astrology?: what a load
(63) Magic?: the card game. Magic: The Gathering (of virgins)
(64) God?: maybe! note to God: IM me laterz, lol <3
(65) Satan?: greates trick he pulled was convincing everyone he didn't exist, but that is essentially not existing, and therefore he killed himself with logic!
(66) Santa?: my brain says no, but my present receptors say yes!
(67) Ghosts?: nah
(68) Luck?: nope, but maybe Lucky Ghosts
(69) Love at first sight?: yeah, because um .. I dunno
(70) Yin and Yang?: I have it in Pog form!
(71) Witches?: there's no way anybody weighs the same as a duck... unless Ducks are witches... AFLAC!
(72) Easter bunny?: in chocolate form
(73) Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: nope
(74) Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?: nope, rainbows are just refractions of light in water vapor in the air
(75) Do you wish on stars?: yeah but so far nothin, know any good stars?
(76) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title?: frightened? who gets frightened?
(77) Do you remember your first love?: sigh, yes
(78) Still love him/her?: sigh, I dunno!
(79) Do you consider love a mistake?: love is an evolutionary development helping us to raise our children right!
(80) What do you find romantic?: tragedy
(81) Turn-on?: big, round, firm, perky brains. and boobs.
(82) Turn-off?: smoking, other drugs
(83) Do you base your judgement on looks alone:? no, but looks affect who I judge!
(84) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?: yeah, less work for me!
(85) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?: hmm, I dunno. Perhaps someone who isn't classically good lookin
(86) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: Old ladies do, now I gotta work on the young ones.
(87) What is best about the opposite sex?: stupid question!
(88) What's the last present someone gave you?: hmm, a computer. THIS VERY COMPUTER. HOW IRONIC (?!?!?!)
(89) Are you in love?: from a distance

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
(90) That you laughed at?: myself, I do that a lot
(91) That laughed at you?: consequnce of #90, myself
(92) That turned you on?: I can't say, but wow.
(93) You went shopping with?: I uh... don't go shopping
(94) To disappoint you?: myself
(95) To ask you out?: Betty, for some N'awlins jazz
(96) To make you cry?: Jamie Foxx as Ray Charles. Yeah, that's what I say!
(97) To brighten up your day?: the sun!! HAH didn't see that one coming did you?
(98) That you thought about?: is the sun a person? (see #16, 64, 97)
(99) You saw a movie with?: Greg, Paul, et. al. We saw Star Wars! it was ok!
(100) that you talked to on the phone?: my dad
(101) You talked to through IM?: Greg (these questions are boring!)
(102) You saw that you knew?: Anaïs
(103) You turned down?: I take what I can get, baby.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
BORING QUESTIONS DELETED!
(108) Danced?: I dance in front of the mirror a lot. I'm not a loser.
(109) Were sarcastic?: do I even know what sarcasm is?
(110) hugged someone?: I can't remember
(111) Talked to an ex?: 1 week ago!
(112) Watched your fave movie?: what's my favorite movie? aah! this should have been established earlier in the quiz!
(113) Talked on the phone?: BOOOORRRING
(114) Listened to the radio?: XM Satellite radio!
(115) watched TV?: A's games every day :)
(116) Went out?: just tonight for graduation
(117) Helped someone?: I dunno! how sad!
(118) Sang?: all the time
(119) Said "I love you"?: every time I tried to say it, the words just came out wrong, (see #119)
(120) Got drunk?: never! roflmario!

THE END. R U GOING 2 COPYPASTE 2 UR BLOG NOW? LOLZ KTHX BYE <3 <3 <3 <3

Meanwhile, 1 year later

Fri, 03 Jun 2005 07:11:17 GMT

What a year, huh? I mean lemme tell ya! Nah, don't let me tell ya.

So I'll be graduating college in about 8 days. Which reminds me about that stupid tv show called 7 days, where they could time travel back, but only 7 days. Well how about going back to 7 days ago and telling them to go back 7 days and tell them to go back 7 days?!?! Recursion thwarts yet another* plot device!

I wonder, what will become of me and this journal one year from now? Maybe Livejournal will delete my site! Maybe I'll be poor with no internet access! Maybe I'll be rich with no internet access! All kinds of problems might arise under the next 12 moons.

Well, I will leave you now. Parting is such sweet sorrow, goodnight sweet prince, peace out. (to quote 3 of my favorite Shakespeare plays)

*there are others, believe me.

It begins

Mon, 07 Jun 2004 05:34:39 GMT

I like how Live Journal has their dates in the most logical format.

That's all for now, I have a final tomorrow.

Booyah

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Meanwhile, 1 year later

It begins